Your Favorite Movie- Anything involving Quentin Tarantino
What This Says About You- You try too hard to be cool, like Quentin Tarantino. Yes we all thought Pulp Fiction was really bad ass, but if this or Reservoir Dogs, or Kill Bill, or etc is your favorite movie then you are trying too hard. The main character(s) in all these movies are tough guys and girls who spray bullets like some sort of spraying analogy, and by telling people that this is your favorite movie you are trying to communicate that you are a bad-ass who knows Karate or some other made up bullshit, but we all know you are a pasty nerd with a fake samurai sword, like Quentin Tarantino.
I guess I thought I'd have more favorite movies to rant about but I don't. But how about this, if we all pretended that Britney Spears didn't exist would she cease to be?
2 comments:
My favorite movie is the Baxter. What does that say about me?
also, in case you are wondering I have no phone right now and thus cannot call you. When I do have a phone I will call you.
also, this is your future wife
http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/04/Amy%20Winehouse%20plastered/gallery_main/gallery_main-0424_amy_winehouse_plastered_00.jpg
Also this is Dean
1) When I saw I had a comment I about shit myself.
2) We will get to your Michael Showalter obsession later.
3) Why don't you have a phone?
4) Of course it is, I need to get me some of that Rehab money before she dies.
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