This Just In...

Amy Winehouse is still bat-shit insane. By now you (read Dean) are probably tired of hearing about Amy Winehouse. Oooh she made her money because of a song about not going to rehab and she had to go to rehab because she used all that money to buy cocaine to snort in between Vodka shots (that's right she snorts Vodka) the irony ohhh the irony! Personally I think she is a genius. She is the human incarnation of rock, a Rock-Kali if you will. Hmm what's this? An Amy Winehouse to-do list;

1) Rise to power with oldies sound and beehive hairdo. CHECK

2) Get tits for tattoos. CHECK

3) Go to rehab despite song lyrics/metaphorically punch Alanis Morissette. CHECK

4) Infect world with my Zombie curse.

The point is we love our rock stars; spiteful, drugged out of their gourds and undead. Just look at Keith Richards.