Okay what the fuck is up with this movie? Diamonds Are Forever is the most bizzare James Bond film ever (this includes the first Casino Royal [err second one with Woody Allen] AND Moonraker).
Perhaps the first ever gay evil henchmen, Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd are just bizzare (not that there is anything wrong with being a gay henchman, but they arent like normal gay, they are wierd gay). The whole movie they only quote parables and hold hands. When it comes to killing they do a pretty good job I guess, if you count fucking up as a good job which apparently Blofeld does. True it is not definite if they are gay but Wikipedia says "it is strongly implied that they are homosexual lovers". Also in the novel Felix Leiter suspects that both are homosexual. I know it seems like Im harping on their gayness but wait.
2). Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Played by Charles Gray)
Okay, yes I like Charles Gray in the Rocky Horror Picture Show but but he doesnt need to be in drag in every movie he is in! Also this Blofeld seems like a total rip off of Dr. Evil (yes I know about your "linear time", I just don't care. THE SPICE MUST FLOW!).
3)Bambi and Thumper (Trina Parks and Lola Larson)
1) Mr. (Albert) Wint and Mr. (Charles) Kidd (Bruce Glover [a.k.a father of Crispin Glover]and Putter Smith respectivly)
Perhaps the first ever gay evil henchmen, Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd are just bizzare (not that there is anything wrong with being a gay henchman, but they arent like normal gay, they are wierd gay). The whole movie they only quote parables and hold hands. When it comes to killing they do a pretty good job I guess, if you count fucking up as a good job which apparently Blofeld does. True it is not definite if they are gay but Wikipedia says "it is strongly implied that they are homosexual lovers". Also in the novel Felix Leiter suspects that both are homosexual. I know it seems like Im harping on their gayness but wait.2). Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Played by Charles Gray)
Okay, yes I like Charles Gray in the Rocky Horror Picture Show but but he doesnt need to be in drag in every movie he is in! Also this Blofeld seems like a total rip off of Dr. Evil (yes I know about your "linear time", I just don't care. THE SPICE MUST FLOW!).
Second what the fuck is up with Blofeld's plan. Step one; continue to smuggle diamonds. Step Two; kidnap and replace worlds wealthiest recluse. Step three; build satalite space laser to hold world ransom. Why? Your not getting enough money with the diamond smuyggling and giant corporations? Iguess this is the problem with supervillany, idiocy.
3)Bambi and Thumper (Trina Parks and Lola Larson)
These bikini clad henwomen only appear for one
scene. Why? That in its self is strange, why couldnt we see more of them? Also what a lame name combo. What? Was Ebony and Ivory taken?
Okay thats enough, all in all its not a bad movie, but Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd are just so damn wierd. Spell Check is broken I'll fix it later.
